April Fools

April Fools has passed and was just thinking that people often spend so much time trying to plan these grand practical jokes that never seem to pan out. I thought I would help some men come up with a simple practical joke that you can pull off in no time.

First, eat plenty of dairy and anything else that causes havoc on your digestive system. Maybe eat a bowl of chili sprinkled with plenty of cheese and chase that with a bowl of ice cream.

Next, invite some friends over to the house a few hours later.

Let the gas perculate in your lower intestine until you can't take it anymore. Let the loudest fart out that you can possibly imagine. Then rub your crotch to create the illusion that it came from your crotch and not your ass. Then say, "Wow, does it smell like raw tuna in here?"

They will think you queefed, and the look on their face will be priceless. Then yell, "APRIL FOOLS!"

You will laugh and laugh and laugh some more.