So I am watching a TV show right now about a 2'6" woman who had a baby. The thing that caught my eye is that her boyfriend is a good 5'10". You would just think that birds of a feather flock together, but I actually heard a lot of men really have a thing for little women.
I guess I can see the benefits of dating little women. Their small apendages will make certain things look bigger on a man's body which can only lead to confidence. I also have another friend that points out that little women usually have onion booties. I had a college roommate who once copulated with a little person in public. I thought maybe she was just knealing but then saw her waddle away. He couldn't have been more thrilled and high fives all around. It's not my cup of tea but to each their own.
Earlier today I got an email about a speed dating evening that looked rather intriguing. I would no doubt be swarmed in ladies like moths to a flame after I use the Donkey ice breaker technique which I mentioned in an earlier post. It got me thinking though.
Where do all the little people go to find the average sized people that would love them? Why not put something like this together for them so they can all meet up with each other? I once read where people that go through strenuous physical activities actually form an everlasting bond. What about speed dating/little people tossing? A love connection followed up by an accelerated courtship.
I guess I am an old softy but the thought of an average sized man tossing his newfound lil' soulmate into a padded wall kind of gets me misty. Is there a more romantic image?
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Who hasn't fantasized about being w/ a midget? The way curly from the globetrotter’s spins a basketball on his finger is what I would do to a midget on my joy stick.
Had a belly-dancing midget stay with us last summer for a few nights. Caused a huge debate: would u/wouldn't u? The general consensus was that no ya couldn't do a midget (though everyone commented about bouncing her of walls) but the dancing was still highly entertaining and erotic!
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