Thursday, January 24, 2008

Enter my domain!

SERENITY NOW!!!

I often would yell that in times of high stress. One day it bubbled over to the point where I was so full of rage that I blacked out and was last seen taunting a short yellow bus on a class trip. All I recall is a lazy eyed boy with a cow lick pummeling me with his size 8 orthopedic shoes. It was just then I realized my form of therapy wasn't necessarily the most effective.

I had an epiphany that I should find a forum where I can pour out all of my thoughts that I kept bottled up. Instead of taking out my angst on the slow witted people of America, I thought I would vent to those on the world wide web. That being said, I came up with this blog.

I came up with the name of The Athletic Knee because the term means a lot to me. Our football coach invited us to take an athletic knee as he reminded us of our many shortcomings as humans. My old college roommate also put a fun spin on the athletic knee as well. So here I am! I will explore many topics such as my inept attempts to copulate with women, my views on sports and current events and other random observations that I have shared in the past that have landed me with the school psychiatrist and a petition being passed around to have me sterilized for the good of society.

7 comments:

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yo the black background and white font makes me see stripes after.

yes, u should be sterile. its agreed u are to never reproduce for the sake of mankind.

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