I had a revelation this weekend. I realized that everyone celebrates birthdays. It is so unoriginal and played out to have a "birthday". How boring is that?
What are you really celebrating on a birthday? It's the anniversary of the day that you flew out of your mom's ill nana covered in God only knows what. You got slapped and cried, your mom was screaming in pain and your dad was left wondering how he is going to provide for another mouth to feed. Happy birthday? I think not.
Then it hit me. Why not celebrate the day you were conceived instead?
It's the anniversary of a day when both your parents were in a much better mood and it's the day when you became a zygote! I mean your parents were probably drunk and listening to Barry White on 8 track. And you know the odds of fertilizing that egg? It's like winning the lotto. You could have ended up a stain on the couch but are reading this blog now instead.
That sounds like a much better day than your "birthday" to me. And I mean everyone celebrates their birthday. Talk about played out. Why don't you be an original and start celebrating your Conception Day instead?
Conception Day is the new birthday. All the cool kids are doing it.
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That's a great idea. I myself was distend to go all over my mama's chest, but instead my lazy ass old man forgot to pull out.
Great idea and so wonderfully worded!
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