I've been working out hard the last few weeks trying to get into shape. I have a pretty tough regimen, and my leotards and leg warmers are usually drenched with sweat after I'm done. I even overheard some family members describing me as "a little light in the loafers." I wasn't wearing loafers but think they were referring to the new leaner and meaner version of me.
Anyway, a few weeks ago I was on a date, and things started to escalate as we prepared to make sexy time in the bedroom.
We strip down and finally she says, "Wow! You must be on steroids."
So, I'm flattered thinking my Denise Austin DVD is starting to pay dividends.
Flexing I say, "Why? Because my physique is so ripped?"
"No," she says. "Because you have no balls, a shriveled penis and back acne."
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