"What's The Score?"

This question comes up often. You can be at a sports bar or at a friend's house when someone walks in and asks that. Here is a fun way to respond:

Person: "Hey, what's the score?"

Then I look at them as if it is the dumbest question ever and say, "That's the second and last album by The Fugees. Go google these stupid questions because I am trying to watch the game."

It's a hoot! Most times they will be mad, but I find it humorous when I fill people with rage.