Valentine's Day Panty Remover

It's Valentine's Day, and I'm a hopeless romantic. It's the day where men all over the country will be sending their very special ladies flowers, lingerie, candy and jewelry........yawn. Why would you do the old status quo when you can separate yourself from every other guy out there and have her feeling special. I'm going to show you how you can instantly become the love of her life.

February is one of the coldest months of the winter. Why not show your lady that you care for her well being. Buy her a pair of long johns and add some romantic flare by getting some with a floral design. Imagine all of her friends talking about getting lingerie and she comes in saying she got long underwear with a floral design. They will say, "Oh wow, he really cares about her well being and flowers are sexy. She is so lucky."

Chocolate has been done to death and only makes women feel guilty when they eat it. What is tasty and also makes your woman healthier? That's right, bran muffins. They are very high in fiber and will help keep her colon clean. It shows you care for her health, and she will have romantic thoughts about you every single time she has a bowel movement.

Diamond bracelets and bling are done to death. Copper bracelet screams practical and romantic. All arthritic old ladies wear these to help their swelled joints by increasing circulation. Imagine her excitement when she goes into work showing off her copper bracelet to all of the girls who got boring old gold and diamonds. And she will have an extra hop in her step with the increased circulation in her joints. That is another win-win.

Here is the cherry on top. Bring a copy of "The Mexican" to her house. Why? Because it has the two top components of every woman's fantasy--Brad Pitt and donkeys. The combo of both will get your special lady feeling rather randy.

Now splash on some Michael Jordan cologne and head over with floral long johns, bran muffins, copper bracelet and "The Mexican." Then let nature take its course.

Prepare to feel your ears getting warm the next morning because you will be the talk of her office. Keep your phone handy too. You can surely expect a romantic text from the toilet when the bran muffins kicks in.

I hope I helped make your Valentine's Day that much more special.