Has there ever been an article of clothing that has had more of an aphrodisiac quality than the Members Only jacket? I'm inclined to believe the theory that the Reagan administration slowly tried to take the circulation of Members Only jackets to a minimum to keep the population down. There is just something about that jacket that gets the ladies feeling randy.
My theory is that the shoulder straps resemble fallopian tubes and the rest of the jacket resembles a uterus leading women to think of reproduction. It also doesn't hurt that they look damn cool. They are even more seductive when worn with a Tom Selleck mustache, a perm and/or blue blocker sunglasses.
Whatever the reason, your chances of fornicating with a hot young vixen grows quite high when you adorn this masculine garment with mysterious seductive qualities. I have seen the graphs, and your chances are exponentially higher when wearing one.
Does anyone know where I can find one? Thanks to Reagan, I probably have a better chance of getting my hands on some Cuban cigars than I do on finding a Members Only jacket. I want to give the look some modern flare by maybe adding some stunner shades. I put on a dash of Michael Jordan cologne and the dames will be on my like white on rice.
I dream one day of painting the town red in my Members Only jacket. I will of course need to get it scotch guarded to protect it from the bodily fluids that will inevitably be flying around. Bottom line: chicks want to have sexual intercourse with men in Members Only jackets.
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only dirty hipsters wear member's only jackets with stunner shades.
What's a member's only jacket? What society does it allow one exclusive access to. How does one get one? Or is it more of an all in one? If you have one does that mean you have special priviliges? No more lines to the ladies bathroom (despite being a male). No more late pizzas. No more slow post, they deliver on the day. Could it be like being in the Stone Masons, but I don't know that they are either.
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